cars shmars

Tell you what…

I am sick of driving. I will tell you why for a few reasons:

1)      poor little tina sparkle (that’s her name) got broken into a few months ago and the oh so kind fellows decided to ruin all the locks so now I cant actually unlock my drivers seat. Yes, I have to go around to the passenger seat to unlock the car, its like I have an imaginary friend who I’m opening a door for, its much better when I have someone else with me, looks like I’m being all chivalrous and shiz..

2)      people need to stop being so god dam aggressive when they drive. Excuse me sir, forgive me, if I haven’t rammed the foot on the accelerator as soon as the light goes green. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for putting my pedal to the metal on but give me at least half a second before you give the ol’ horn a toot toot

3)      taxi drivers. Yes, your fab when you take me home after a long night on the d floor, and are sometimes so kind as to take us through the maccas drive thru – and yes I’ll always offer them some chips – but you gotta learn to give way. Or at least give the friendly wave when peeps let you in

4)      Hook turns, I just don’t like them, feel like I’m going to get T Barred by oncoming traffic and no right turn between 7am and whatevs.. augh.

5)      Parking. Why is it you lose all parking abilities when you have a crowd watching you? Its like your P plate test all over again..

I thought beyond 2000 said we’d all be in hover cars by now?? I WANT MY HOVER CAR!!!